In a world gone Mad
only a Lunatic is truly
Insane

When going camping:
- Do not cook bacon over an open fire with no shirt on
-walk around in the forest with no shirt on
- never ask for alcohol from across the campsite, when it is banned from the camping grounds and if your underage >_>
-while tubing down rapids make sure your feet and or ass dont hit the rocks
- dont throw your shoes in the fire

and above all

DONT FALL OFF THE CLIFF INTO THE JAGGED ROCKS
here, Sitting on the shore
i stare into The distance ,
watching the faraway clouds Easing into the horizon.
a river lying next to me, Flickers ever so slightly
feelin' alone, Alone in paradise
Never thought i would envy
how the sky and the earth are Inseparable.
how they always seem to Embrace,
but never Cross each others boundaries.
it doesn't seem that Hard,
but why do i Always hesitate,
looking at the Nearness of earth and sky
it seems that there's a lesson to be learned
to bad i'll never know
ill just be alone here,
here on the horizon



its like 27 degrees outside

BUT iN THIS FUCKING HELL HOLE I CALL A HOME ITS LIKE 30
WTF

I NEEDZ TEH COLD
NAO
FUCK

OMG
STUPID PARENTS CONSERVING ENERGY
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I tried hitting on a girl in a town called.. Bel-Air?

LOL... I'm retarded but yes this IS the story of me attempting to well.. you'll figure it out

IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, there was a no frills

Chiraag: (walks up to CUTE cashier girl)
Girl: Hi
Chiraag: Hey whats up?
Girl: (gives one of those what does it look like..glares)
Chiraag: stupid question i know
Girl: Hmm.. i see that your buying cheerios eating healthy i see, not that your fat or anything :$
Chiraag: don't worry about it.. i'm so skinny you could probably see through me
Girl: *Laughs* its ok you look fine
Chiraag: (HOLY CRAP I THINK SHES COMMING ON TO ME)
Girl: heres your change
Chiraag: Thanks
Girl: wait... i've seen you somewhere... hmmm
Chiraag: (tempted to say your dreams) i duno hmm
Girl: wow i was setting you up to say in your dreams...
Chiraag: LOLOL, wow its like you read my mind... T_T
Girl: hahaha
Chiraag: So, how about you and mm--
Guy: Hey baby, ready to leave?
Chiraag: ( who the FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE INTURUPTING ME)
*turns around* ( HOLY FUCK )
Well... im ganna go... *RUNS*


....
....
...

so a few days later i go back to no frills, to get some milk cause you know cheerios and milk go together pretty epically. and guess whos working today? thats right its that girl. SO instead of picking another cashier i go back to her to try my luck again >_>
My brain didnt process the events that happened before

Girl: Hey arnt you that guy?
Chiraag: ...er yes yes i am
Girl: hahaha.. you sure left in a rush last time
Chiraag: to be honest your boyfriend scared the shit out of me
Girl: Wth are you talking about?
Chiraag: The dude, he came up behind me and was like hey babe? RINNG A (fucking) BELL?
Girl: uh... OH LOLL
LOL
LOL
LOL
HAHAHA
Chiraag: whats so funny?
Girl: that guy wasnt my boyfriend, he just scared you off to hit on me

Chiraag: WTFW OUJRE:LFJDUs'pdif.... T_T
Girl: hahaha yea.. the guy was pretty lame though
Chiraag: Oh hahaha
Girl: heres your change
Chiraag: thank you *smirks*
Girl: what?
Chiraag: oh nothing
Girl: ...something in my teeth? something wrong with my hair???
Chiraag: haha no you look fine

*Slips* (btw i dont fall i just slightly slip)

Girl: hahaha
Chiraag: T_T
Girl: you shouldnt have ran away you had a better chance than the other guy
Chiraag: OH REALLY?... *strokes chin*
Girl: i said a better chance... didnt say you had a chance
Chiraag: Ouch... well i have to go i'll see you around ;)
Girl: For sure looking forward to it :)

THE END

well... clearly.. i fucked up... and
also
as i was writing this i realized i never bothered to ask her name...
or read her name tag ( if she even had one)


>_>

I R A FAIL at hitting on teh females.. fml
...its summer time
wow i feel like a retard for referencing Highschool musical

1. Finish lab thats a day late
2. print out Heart of darkness summary for English cpt
3. Do the Important thing....
   
4. EAT FOOD
5. Math assignment
   
6. fix hole in my wall
7. food
8. jog or bike ride
   
9. food
10. if i haven't done the important thing... plan on doing it tomorrow
    
11. PROCRASTINATE
    

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