Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I tried hitting on a girl in a town called.. Bel-Air?

LOL... I'm retarded but yes this IS the story of me attempting to well.. you'll figure it out

IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, there was a no frills

Chiraag: (walks up to CUTE cashier girl)
Girl: Hi
Chiraag: Hey whats up?
Girl: (gives one of those what does it look like..glares)
Chiraag: stupid question i know
Girl: Hmm.. i see that your buying cheerios eating healthy i see, not that your fat or anything :$
Chiraag: don't worry about it.. i'm so skinny you could probably see through me
Girl: *Laughs* its ok you look fine
Chiraag: (HOLY CRAP I THINK SHES COMMING ON TO ME)
Girl: heres your change
Chiraag: Thanks
Girl: wait... i've seen you somewhere... hmmm
Chiraag: (tempted to say your dreams) i duno hmm
Girl: wow i was setting you up to say in your dreams...
Chiraag: LOLOL, wow its like you read my mind... T_T
Girl: hahaha
Chiraag: So, how about you and mm--
Guy: Hey baby, ready to leave?
Chiraag: ( who the FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE INTURUPTING ME)
*turns around* ( HOLY FUCK )
Well... im ganna go... *RUNS*


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so a few days later i go back to no frills, to get some milk cause you know cheerios and milk go together pretty epically. and guess whos working today? thats right its that girl. SO instead of picking another cashier i go back to her to try my luck again >_>
My brain didnt process the events that happened before

Girl: Hey arnt you that guy?
Chiraag: ...er yes yes i am
Girl: hahaha.. you sure left in a rush last time
Chiraag: to be honest your boyfriend scared the shit out of me
Girl: Wth are you talking about?
Chiraag: The dude, he came up behind me and was like hey babe? RINNG A (fucking) BELL?
Girl: uh... OH LOLL
LOL
LOL
LOL
HAHAHA
Chiraag: whats so funny?
Girl: that guy wasnt my boyfriend, he just scared you off to hit on me

Chiraag: WTFW OUJRE:LFJDUs'pdif.... T_T
Girl: hahaha yea.. the guy was pretty lame though
Chiraag: Oh hahaha
Girl: heres your change
Chiraag: thank you *smirks*
Girl: what?
Chiraag: oh nothing
Girl: ...something in my teeth? something wrong with my hair???
Chiraag: haha no you look fine

*Slips* (btw i dont fall i just slightly slip)

Girl: hahaha
Chiraag: T_T
Girl: you shouldnt have ran away you had a better chance than the other guy
Chiraag: OH REALLY?... *strokes chin*
Girl: i said a better chance... didnt say you had a chance
Chiraag: Ouch... well i have to go i'll see you around ;)
Girl: For sure looking forward to it :)

THE END

well... clearly.. i fucked up... and
also
as i was writing this i realized i never bothered to ask her name...
or read her name tag ( if she even had one)


>_>

I R A FAIL at hitting on teh females.. fml

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